Sweetbreads (cow glands)

   

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I would tell her that she is beautiful. I would tell her that she has smooth, clear skin, that her smile is white and wide, that her hair is healthy and full, and that her curves are gorgeous.

I would tell her to relish being surrounded by friends everyday. I would tell her to stay after school more often to simply be with people. I would tell her to kiss more boys. I would tell her to save the studying for college when it really matters. I would tell her to be in a steady but not serious relationship with a maximum of one year. I would tell her to be more willing to give rides to people who need them. I would tell her to always greet friends and acquaintances alike and to address them by name.

Does this shirt look like a maternity shirt?

"Yes, but keep it on. It looks good."

But it makes me look pregnant.

Looks at me with mischievous eyes "Falta poco."